Disbelief.

and he said to me
she wants us out of this place
and i said no way

Andrelaso and Montez are leaving the Calle. Calle cinquena y seis, home to the parents of Chulo the Great, is losing its brightest beacon of homosexuality. The latest victims of Ms. Peña, they were told that their lease was not going to be renewed because of family issues relating to the health of her aging father.

In disbelief, I told Andrelaso that he could find a wonderful place in the Bronx. He told me that he would never live in the Bronx. I mentioned that it had roomy spaces at reasonable prices. He told me the only reason I moved to the Bronx was for uncut penis and botanicas. To which I replied, I found a new botanica down the street.

He said that they were going to look for a place together, but if all else failed, his love interest Rican Mangu would let him stay with him until he found a place of his own. I told him that was nice. Keep in mind that Rican Mangu lives but a stop away from me on the D train.

Yes folks, in the Bronx.

Needless to say I was slightly irritated that he would end up in the Bronx as a last resort, but I went to the Bronx on my own. I must admit that aside from the strange issues I have with the heat and the random mouse, my apartment is pretty fucking nice. Oh, and did I mention that the rent was only $1130?

It's whatever whatever tho. I have noticed the only changes in my life and I don't know what is the root cause of any of it. I sit here today, unemployed and on vacation and the only thing on my mind is the day after tomorrow when I am completely happy and not worrying about any of the bullshit in my life that once preoccupied a great slice of time from my day.

In the meantime, I think I'll find some uncut penis to play with or a botanica that sells fresh herbs.

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