Coincidence.

sitting in my house
bored, alone -- on vacation
clearly he was too

So I've been on vacation for about three weeks now as I have no job. I really haven't stressed it, because I lost my job for political reasons, and I'm over it. To pass the time, I found xtube, yet another horrible website that keeps me and my webcam busy making movies with iMovie.

I know what you're thinking -- Chulo, how could you?

Really, it was quite easy.

Now the problem with all this -- you know there must be a problem because I'm here writing -- the problem is that this kid who we know who participated in this weeks festivities found those movies. Here's the thing. I really don't care if he sees my shit. The funny thing is this, he's the one who is beating his shit to my movies.

Now, because you know faggots carry, don't you think that he went to my godfather, Felix the Great, and said that he found his godson's movies on xtube? I like to have open communication with Padrino, so when he confronted me I was like, Yep, those are mine.

What one must wonder, why does he feel the need to put me on blast like that?

It's whatever-whatever. I don't mind that he puts me on blast. I have no shame. He even said to Padrino that he didn't know that I was like that. Padrino told him that both me and the Iyawó are pretty insane when it comes to things of that nature. In all seriousness, it's only a finger that spits.

From the time I met him there was something about him that turned me off. I mean he's nice to look at, but he's really not all there. He is also a child of Obatalá. The moment that I was sure that he was out his mind was when we went to a mysterio party down the street. He got drunk and acted a damn fool. That was some funny shit -- he was a complete disrespect to himself. One might say I disrespected myself by making those movies to begin with, but it wasn't like I was doing it out of obligation or last resort. I was merely exploring another aspect of my personality and sexuality. Apparently I am part exhibitionist, and that's perfectly healthy.

"In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long." ~ Poppy Z. Brite