And Now, a Scornful Letter...

place of employment
i have had enough of you
time to pack my shit

Dear Slave-Driving Task-Master,

I must take my leave of you, because you have sucked the ever-loving life from my limp body. I hope that with my removal from this wretched place I might actually be able to bring some happiness back into my life.

I have found that since working here at The Little Haiti Video Store in New York, more and more shit has been dumped onto my shoulders. How is it, that with more responsibilities, you pay me less money than the store in Florida?

Time for me to bounce ya'll, and tell the district manager to suck my balls.

Peace and Happiness,
Dr. Chulo Rodriguez

note: The actual letter of resignation was sent, however it was a hell of a lot more professional than this one you see here that I would have liked to send...