What Kind of Dominican Is This?

wearing superman
he puts on a real good front
yet lacks self esteem

So today I arrived in Santo Domingo, Republica Dominicana. Upon my arrival with Pavel and his girlfriend, Tio Jose came and got us at the airport. Tio Jose is this older Dominican, mad cool with some kind of english vocab going on. I'm not realy sure how much he speaks. but I got by with my spanish, so it doesn't really matter to Jesus.

He helped us get our bags and he took us to our hotel. We're staying on the Malecon in la ciudad Santo Domingo in the Intercontentinal V Centenario. The hotel is located near the Jaragua and la casa de Trujillo. Upon arrival to the Centenario, Pavel and his girlfriend checked into their room. As I am staying with Pavel's hermana Laura, we had to call her down to the desk to vouch for who I claimed to be.

The woman at the desk called up to the room, "Señora, su esposo esta aquí..." As I'm not her husband she was obviously confused. Whatever tho, it was entertaining.

Laura came down from the 4th floor to meet us wearing a mad cute skirt and a sleeveless t-shirt. After greeting Tio Jose and giving everyone a kiss Laura and I began our check-in process. As we were staying together for the duration of her trip the hotel needed us to fill out the shit again. Whatever, print and sign has become second nature to me.

As Laura and I took the elevator to the room she warned me that a dominican she had relations with was still inside. While I have no problem with prior relations, this was very interesting to me becuase of the circumstances. This was a guy she knew thru her brother Moreno. When they started talking Moreno had a fit and then she came to the United States. He seems to be her Santo Domingo Cuero.

We all know about the Dominican Issues in my life, so I really have no room to talk, but this is particularly upsetting.

Go back to your history books about latino machismo. Now, go back to your math books and multiply that by infinity. That was the type of Dominican I was dealing with. Now while he isn't overly attractive, he is built... he's also suffering from a major case of shy-dominicanismo. I dunno why, he seems to have it all together. Such was not the case.

With his low self esteem he also suffered from a major case of jealousy. This Dominican was so jealous that Laura had to tell him that I, Chulo, was this flaming queen that he had nothing to worry about. This is the second time she has done this, the first being when Moreno came to West Palm Beach. Now while I might suck dick and fuck an ass from time to time, that in no way makes me a) a flaming queen or b) some kind or downplayed threat. I'm a sexual creature, and you can bet your ass I'll fuck you, your mom and your dad.

Let's take a moment to look at thsi guy for a moment, shall we? In typical dominican fashion he's wearing mad tight jeans, a small shirt (sporting s superman logo) and pumas... I'm not sure what he's got on under the jeans, but his ass crack has been out for the past 6 hours... while it's nice, again, not the point. He is currently learning to say english things in order to become a well rounded Dominican in today's society. Again, he doesn't speak that much so I'm speculating, but regardless if he speaks english or not, I AM NOT A FLAMING HOMO AND I'LL QUICKLY FUCK YOUR WIFEY WHILE YOU WATCH!!

Here is the best part boys & girls... after we took him home earlier in the evening, he quickly returned on his own after we came back from dinner. This time he brought "JUICE" for Pavel. After looking at the size of this Dominican, I'm sure you realise that Pavel's "JUICE" is far from hand squeezed...

Pavel has since fallen to sleep with his girlfriend in his arms and Laura is in some kind of inverted fetal position with this large Dominican. Perhaps tomorrow will be more enlightening... Until then, buena suerte Chulo & godspeed!

Superman indeed... pass the juice...