The Homo Census

online database
tracking the homos world-wide
government invest!

It's like a mutant tracking program. One that could be used for good or evil. A system that keeps tabs on the X-Men and their civilian friends. Only in the homo universe. If the government would take over that horrible website, it could be used as an online database of homos -- almost like a Homo Census! The project would be a groundbreaking event of immeasurable magnitude.

We already have a good amount of homos enrolled, present company included, and you too reader, you know you've been there at least once. If it were government regulated we could link it to tax records and medical records to create an online dating universe that not only keeps tabs on your HIV status, but also on your financials! It weeds out the lies and the games while keeping the "browseablity" and "sex only" aspect of the original concept.

Think of the current version as a BETA test. With it's successful roll-out we can move to horrible website 2.0. In all reality, while it's true that with a centralised location of stored personal info there's potential for abuse, I think with the current state of affairs in the Homo-Nation, some regulation is needed. Times have changed since the bare-back pornos of the 70's. Now-a-days, you go raw and you might as well sign your own death certificate. I don't want to come off anti-sympathetic to those battling disease and what not, but with the level of education available today there is really no excuse.

Who am I kidding... Like the government cares if homos live or die...