He Was Originally a Bio Major...

they are everywhere
made by boys and girls daily
i want one damn it!

AN INTERNAL DOCUMENT FROM THE NATION OF CHULO
NOT FOR OUTSIDE DISTRIBUTION

Since the dawn of time homos have been attempting to adopt and since the dawn of time homophobes have been trying to keep the hard-working, family oriented homo pair down. With that said, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out why this hypothesis has yet to be talked about.

Creating a child from the genetic information of two males.

While the resources of the Nation of Chulo are limited, this has only been researched on paper as actual materials, equipment and test subjects are very expensive.

The process is similar to artificial insemination, however instead of donor sperm (which we have in abundance), we require donor eggs and a female host to carry the fetus to term. We will also require homo (or homo friendly) geneticists and fertility specialists to carry out the procedure.

Step One... Determine Who's to be the "Mother"...
In this step we decide which of the two males is going to provide an X chromosome. Once selected, we will use microscopes to locate sperm from this male that contain an X chromosome and isolate them from the Y chromosome sperm.

Step Two... The Egg's Reprogramming...
Here we take our donated eggs and evacuate the genetic material contained within. We then take the genetic information from one of the isolated X chromosome sperms we collected in the previous step and inject it into the empty egg.

Step Three... Fertilisation...
With the newly programmed egg, we introduce the sperm from the other homo male and induce them into joining with the egg. In theory, once the sperm joins with the "egg" we can move to the next step.

Step Four... Return to Sender...
With a newly fertilised egg, we take it and deposit it into the surrogate who has been selected to carry the child to term.

Outcome...
Hopefully in 9 months, we will have a wonderful child produced from two homo males. Sex of the child will be determined from the "father" homo child as it would be in a regular pregnancy.

Of course, all of this said, outside the medical facility this is all taking place i'm sure there will be civil unrest. The nerve of these homos trying to reproduce and blah blah blah.

(c) 2006, Science Ministry, The Nation of Chulo

Homo created children are evil!! Burn them where they stand!!