Oral Sex, A New Take...

curiosity
unlike sucking another
the taste of your own

You see it in Latino Fan Club movies and anything Ricky Martinez is featured in -- the porn star sucking their own dick. Of course they're packing like twelve inches, so that's not as amazing as it sounds, seeing that when they bend over to tie their shoes, they poke their eye out. What is amazing is that people packing an average of five and a half to six inch dicks are also making this feat a reality. And as such, coupled with being more horny than a rhino, I always seem to get this unnatural desire to just do the damn thing.

Back in the days when I was young (I'm not a kid anymore, but some days I sit and wish I was a kid again) the reality of my own dick in my mouth was something that was possible, while infrequent. The desire was not one driven my homo impulses, but rather driven by pop culture. Clerks was the catalyst for me. If you've seen the movie, you know the scene I'm referring to; if not, it went something like this...

Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How'd he die?
R: Broke his neck.
D: That's embarrassing?
R: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
D: Shut the hell up.
R: Bible truth.
D: Stop it.
R: I swear.
D: Oh, my god.
R: Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
D: No!
R: Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
D: Because I never tried to suck my own dick?
R: No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
D: Who found him?
R: My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.
D: His dick was in his mouth?
R: Balls resting on his lips.
D: He made it, hunhh?
R: Yeah, but at what a price.
D: I could never reach.

It's not even the need for a blow job that drives me, it's more of the whole taboo surrounding the act. Think about it, you're sucking your own dick. How amazing is that? What's next... fucking yourself?

According to websites, and they're in abundance, regardless to the size of the dick, (obviously larger ones are gonna make it before smaller ones) the key is stretching and practice. I can stretch and I can practice... but I don't have the patience. It seems that every time I try, I always end up getting mad bellaco and then just busting... keep in mind, the dick is like an inch and a half away. And it's not like the dick is small, sources close to Chulo say it's a force all its own.

Who knows, perhaps tomorrow the force will be with me...