Familiarize Yourselves With this Concept...

how remote the chance
you both have mutual friends
now more than ever

Yesterday Chulo had quite a day. I've always known that people I knew would know other people I knew -- even if I didn't know they knew, but this was too much. Chamaquito is friends with Homolicious dominicanus. I had thought I was done with that ill-fated September night, however it has returned to me.

There is this theory that MIT and IBM worked to develop called Six Degrees of Seperation, however in the homo world it's more like one and a half degrees and a penis or two.

How is it possible that of the infinate combinations of homos, I, Chulo, find the ones that know each other. It's amazing that I have such luck. It wouldn't be bad if we all knew each other and had good times together because I'm used to such things, but how am I supposed to whine and complain about this kid that did me wrong... to his friend? Shit like that just doesn't work out.

I expect things like this to happen in NYC because we're all after the same people or the same kind of people are after me. Here in Florida however, a larger, more populated state, I was not prepared for any of this circle of friends stuff. It blew my mind... and not in the good way.

The moral of the story is this, and you should take note, nothing good can come of boys, especially boys from online, they're stupid and you should throw rocks at them.

Chulo does not advocate throwing rocks at anyone... if anyone picks this as their course of action, (mad props) I can not be held responsible... (looks around)...