Naked In the Ocean? What?

he was really cute
platano and indian
but not very bright

While I was in South Beach with the King of Spain and Hercules, I was introduced to the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey. We all met up with Little and Nesto in Twist, a relatively O.K. club in Miami. As the night went on, the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey got more and more sweaty and closer and closer to me and the King of Spain.

He removed his shirt -- I asked if the pants were next -- He said no.

Little did he know that he was lying. As the club began to grind to a halt, we all regrouped and made it outside. The plan was to go to the beach and hang out. When we arrived the plan changed slightly as the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey's cousin stripped naked and ran into the ocean. Hercules and the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey stripped down to their boxer briefs and followed after, I remained on the life guard stand with the King of Spain.

When they returned, the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey was persistent in his attempt to get me into the ocean as well. I saw this as an attempt at flirting, so I played hard to get. I finally caved and made my way into the ocean in my boxer briefs as well. When we got out to sea I tried to get the feel, but his flirting seemed to end there. There was nothing. He would swim away from me rather than towards me and kept asking me how he could get the King of Spain in the water. Dejected, I got out of the pool.

The King of Spain, playing harder to get, finally agreed to his request and he went out to sea with the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey. I had to remain on the beach, for Hercules and the cousin went back in the water as well. As I was on land things were heating up in the sea. Kisses were traded like stock between Hercules and the cousin. The Porno Ecuadorian Monkey stepped up his game and was flirting with the King of Spain, but he was not having it.

By the time everyone came out, Hercules had the cousin's boxers on and the cousin Hercules'. The Porno Ecuadorian Monkey came out with his dick slightly awake; the King of Spain was cold. I copped a feel of the Porno Ecuadorian Monkey's dick thru his boxers, I wanted to get it hard tho, but the sun was coming up and there was no time as we all had to get back to our hotels to pack and go.

I'll find you in the Bronx one of these days Porno Ecuadorian Monkey... You still owe me a drink...