Bochinche

i heard you said this
who told you those bold-faced lies
that bitch gon' get read

Once upon a time there was a boy named Chulo. He was raised in the smallest state with the longest name, the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. You would never know it. He carries with him a New York State ID, a Metrocard with some money on it, and a Sidekick II with a 646 area code. In addition to those supplies, Chulo speaks like a New Yawka and has more friends within the boros than he does in the state of Florida where he currently resides.

With all of these wonderful things working towards his emancipation from the indentured servitude of the South, Chulo has one thing that surprises everyone, his unfortunate consumption by faggot drama. If you ask Chulo, he'll tell you one of the things he despises the most is how Patos talk behind each other's backs and cause unnecessary drama, yet the poor thing is drawn in like a moth to a flame.

One would think that New York City (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens & Shaolin) would be a large enough place populated by a ginormous amount of people that the overlap of strangers would be minimal -- I prey that i am the exception, and not the rule. It would seem that I am a denizen of this city even tho I've never lived more than two weeks at a time, if for nothing more than my day-to-day interactions with its full-time workers.

This is a fictional story about a group of people living in Gotham...

Background:
1 and 3 have talked online for what seems like forever.
1 and 2 dated for a series of almost 5 months.
2 and 3 know each other.
2 and 4 know each other.
3 and 4 are family.
1 and 5 are talking but there's a surprise.

Story:
After an interesting breakup between 1 and 2, 2 expressed interest to work things out while 1 needed time to analyze what has been going on in his life. During this period of time, 1 continued to talk to 3, as they're friends online and cool like that. 2 and 3 have had some kind of falling out that 1 had tried really hard to keep himself out of.

During the month of July, 1 and 2 met up to have a discussion about their relationship. Meanwhile 1 started talking to 5 on that horrible website. 2 expressed to 1 that it would be really nice if they could make their relationship work, to which 1 admitted that while it was really nice, towards the end 1 got hurt and was still feelin the sting. After 1 gets home, he and 5 began to step up the conversation. They realized they share a lot in common in relation to likes and dislikes as well as opinions on life issues.

Fast forward to this evening. As 1 is talking to 5, he receives IMs from 2 and 3. 2 wants to know about faggot gossip and 3 wants to know about 1's rendezvous with 2 while he was in the city. Both, coincidently enough, topics that 1 shared with 5. As the evening progressed, 2 asked 1 if he knew 5. As 1 had nothing to hide he admitted to having many interesting conversations with 5. This went on for about fifteen minutes and 1 sat there confused.

Come to find out, 2 says he and 5 have been talking and along with this, getting to know each other better. 1, confused tries to establish some level of understanding with 5, when 5 admits he's not 5 at all -- he's 4. 1 is now done; heart in chest -- alone and confused. Not only are he and 2 talking to the same guy, but that guy is 4.

The significance of 4 is seen in the relationship he shares with 3. 2 and 3 had some kind of an incident and 4's name was brought up unleashing a firestorm of chatter and shade. Of course 1 kept far away from that because he does not participate in direct drama, rather he is inadvertently drawn in later on.

As 1 talks to 5, who is now 4, 4 tells 1 that the things 2 is saying are not true and that 2 is going to get read for opening his mouth. 1 tried to calm 4, but to no avail 2 gets read and ultimately tells 1 that he's a shady faggot and we all know that is one of the worst class of homo you can be. As 2 is quick to run his mouth, 1 reminds 2 that there really is no need to flip balls because if the things he was saying were true then there wouldn't be a problem. Not a short while later, 2 goes to bed leaving 1 and 4 to continue to discuss what happened.

Now 1 is left with a great deal of conflicting stories. Is 2 running his mouth, making his relationship with 4 to be more than it really was in order to show 1 that he does still care for him, and had he not made 2 wait then there wouldn't be this problem. Perhaps 4 is using 1 to find more information out about 2 before he proceeds with whatever is really going on. Unfortunately for 1, 2 and 4 are both maintaining that their stories and that the other is either getting dicked down or making up stories.

Solution:

Shit bitch, if I knew this you think I'd have an online journal?